L&G!- Introducing The Half-Thong Mankini Hybrid (+18)

I don’t know what to call this. Let’s say its summer gone wild

If you thought the mankini was bad, the penchant for men revealing way more than they need to on the beach has now reached a whole new level. The half-thong mankini hybrid.

According to Luisa Peackock

“I'm genuinely sorry I had to share this picture (above) with you. But really, we need to take note. If this is what some men think makes them look sexy, then we're all doomed.”

Brace yourself, though, because there's much, more more of it to come, if we are to believe the rise of so-called 'spornosexuality'.

Twenty years ago, Mark Simpson coined the term 'metrosexual'. Now, a new, more extreme, sex- and body-obsessed version of men exists, he says - and they're called spornosexuals.

The term encapsulates the new breed of male who thinks nothing of using (and abusing) products, practises and pleasures previously only the domain of women and gay men.

Practises including wearing half-thongs to the beach.