Woman Arrested After Boyfriend Passes Out Due To Her Bad Body Odor

Authorities arrested Lashawna Stankonia today after her boyfriend was admitted to the emergency room for air poisoning

Donald Faison locked himself in the basement of their home last night and couldn’t breathe due to the foul order that was later determined to be her private part.

“I SMELLED THAT SH*T ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE STREET AT MY HOUSE, I THOUGHT IT WAS A DEAD BODY, SHE A REAL NICE GIRL I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT COOTER WAS STINKING LIKE THAT” — NEIGHBOR

Lashawna was released on $500 bond and will appear in court next month.