The age-old
excuse of faking a headache has been given the red card by football fans, with
‘I want to watch the football’ the most common way to get out of having sex
this summer, according to a new study.
The Durex
poll highlighted how a summer of football will affect the nation’s love life.
Researchers
found that whilst plain speaking was favoured by most, many are still likely to
fake illness or injury this summer to get out of having sex.
Saying ‘I’ve
got a bad back’ or ‘I’m too tired’ made up the top three excuses, with ‘I’ve
got a headache’ and ‘I’ve been working late’ completing the top five. Please continue
Researchers
also discovered that despite the common perception of men rarely being the ones
to turn down the offer of some action between the sheets, 40 per cent admit
they will say ‘no’ to their other half so they can watch the football instead.
Men willing
to sub sex for World Cup this summer
Will you
have time for nookie? Millions will be glued to their TVs as Brazil kick-off
the World Cup 2014 on Thursday night, but some games will run until 1am
(Picture: AFP/Getty Images)
Even if they
do get intimate with their partners, 42 percent will try to ‘get it over with
quickly’ in order to leave them free to watch the football in peace.
However, it
also emerged that 37 percent would ditch the excuses and accept their partner’s
offer of sex if they could still have the TV on to keep an eye on the
pitch-side action at the same time.
The survey
was carried out on 4 June 2014 with 2,000 participants.
Top ten
excuses used to get out of sex:
1. I want to
watch the football
2. I’ve got
a bad back
3. I’m too
tired
4. I have a
headache
5. I’ve been
working late
6. I’ve got
work to do
7. I’m too
drunk
8. Can we do
it later?
9. I don’t
feel well
10. I’ve got
an early start in the morning
Culled- MetroUk
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