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Oops! Porn Addict Prays Court To Let Him Marry His Laptop


Mhen! This is indeed endtime tins. . An American identified as Chris Sevier who is addicted to watching pornography wants the court to allow him marry his Laptop with which he performs the act! Chris who is an attorney and music producer, filed a 24-page motion which appears to be a protest against gay marriage in Utah.

According Mirror UK, Mr Sevier says if gay couples "have the right to marry their object of sexual desire, even if they lack corresponding sexual parts, then I should have the right to marry my preferred sexual object."
According to his document his preferred sexual object is his "porn filled Apple computer."

Previously Mr Sevier blamed Apple for causing his 'porn addiction'.
Mr Sevier wrote: "They discriminated against me when they rejected my request to marry my computer.
"I approached the Utah clerk to have a marriage licence issued for me and my machine-spouse.

"The clerk denied my request for a marriage licence … my object of affection was outside the scope of the narrow definition."
Unfortunately for Mr Sevier it looks like his move would be refused in Florida.
Judge Robert Hinkle wrote in an April 24 ruling: "Chris Sevier has moved to intervene, apparently asserting he wishes to marry his computer.

"Perhaps the motion is satirical. Or perhaps it is only removed from reality. Either way, the motion has no place in this lawsuit." - See more at: http://www.definitelykingsley.com/2014/05/man-addicted-to-porn-begs-court-to.html#sthash.Frkmfzwc.dpuf

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