The internationally
condemned bloodthirsty despot, Kim Jong Un claims to have emerged as an unlikely medical
savour. Right.
Inevitably, there’s little to
back this bold claim up – but the official Korean Central News Agency has said
that the cheese-loving dictator’s scientists developed miracle pill Kumdang-2
from ingredients including gingseng.
The pill is said to be
responsible for preventing and curing diseases such as Aids, Ebola, Sars and
Mers.
And perhaps even more
astonishing is the claim that the same drug cured lethal bird flu epidemics in
2006 and 2013.
The claim comes at a time when
South Korea is battling an outbreak of Mers – a deadly respiratory disease that
has killed two dozen people.
At present, there is no vaccine
for the disease, and we’re somehow sceptical that a shady dictatorship has
provided the answer.
But who are we to question the
dear leader mark II?
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